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Light me up bartender.
They don’t seem to understand
the importance of a good story.

Turn the jazz up a bit, would ya?
I’m trying to find a balance here.

I’m conniving the best way to bring him down.
I don’t see the other side here.
Editorializing it is,
while I feign his intelligence.

Don sure would’ve been proud,
as I was of him.
But I’m not one to say it.

Pour me another bartender.
I’m waiting on tomorrow’s paper.

The intimacy of black and white
fills your home every night
at 6 o’clock,
and I’m the one you’re watching.